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THESE RISK SCENES
THEY MAKE THEM PROFESSIONAL.

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NEITHER YOU NOR YOUR DUMB FRIENDS
THEY SHOULD IMITATE THEM.

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I am Steve-O
and this is Tory Belleci from
MythBusters.

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Why do you mention Tory?

5
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What did I do?

6
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- Do you like eggs?
- I love them.

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Which myth will you prove?

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Very good.

9
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Rear.

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Oh, geez.

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- How many eggs will you try to lay?
- Three.

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Heavens.

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Nobody ever did this.

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- Is it a record?
- Good.

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- It's a lot of chicken.
- Good. Shut up.

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I'm Steve-O and I'm going to try
lay three eggs.

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One goes.

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Two!

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Oh no.

20
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Oh, damn it. Well.

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- Were there two?
- Yes.

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- Two.
- Damn!

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I don't want to check you,
but I think it got stuck.

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- No!
- Go on.

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- Go on.
- Oh, man.

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Damn. I don't know if I can.

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- Oh.
- It was lost.

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We don't abandon anyone.

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It was lost.

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I'll need an enema to get the third one out.

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Bring him an enema.

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Bring me an enema by plane.

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- Where's your enema bag?
- It's…

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- Enema bag?
- Enema bag?

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What a good producer.

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And my lubricant?

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Oh, damn. Holy shit.

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Does your dad know what you do?

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No.

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What would I say?

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At this point, it no longer surprises him.

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Good.

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Hey, Cordell, he threw it at your microphone.

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Oh my God.

45
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- Oh, gee.
- She will give birth.

46
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How many enemas have you had recently?

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Many.

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You were too ambitious.

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You asked for too much.

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You are for laying eggs

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what Colonel Sanders
It was for the fried chicken.

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To lick your fingers.

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He doesn't want to go out! Damn!

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Damn.

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If you don't prepare,
prepare to fail.

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Hello, I'm Johnny Knoxville
and this is the infernal escape room.

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INFERNAL ESCAPE ROOM

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DELETED SCENE

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Very good.
Dark Shark is the star of this room.

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No, I'm not.

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Your child will help you prepare
for the fourth, Dark Shark.

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Stay calm. Everything will be fine.

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Dark Shark, we'll get you out.

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- Can.
- And so?

65
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- What thing?
- Birdseed.

66
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- For birds?
- Look at the dove.

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- Where? Fuck it!
- Hey.

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There are many.
Wait.

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Relax.

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- Sit down.
- You don't like them.

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- Clear.
- I don't like them.

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- Correct.
- I remember.

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It will give me a heart attack.

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- Everything will be fine.
- It will be very fast.

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It's safe.

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That doesn't help.

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How will they get me out?

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- We'll see.
- I don't know.

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They are going to solve puzzles.

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This is how they are going to rescue you.

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Give me your arm, Dark Shark.

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What's that?

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Make sure they are tight
for the safety of the birds.

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And for the safety of all those present.

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I just said the birds, Ehren.

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He's going to rip them off.

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Can you take them off?

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You won't be able to take them off.

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The door is closed.

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Good. The first riddle is for Ehren.

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Please spell "diarrhea."

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Diarrhea.

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D-I-A-R-E-A.

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Wow, I can't believe it.

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He failed again.

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Release the birds.

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Which is it?

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Shit!

99
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- Now…
- Are you okay?

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Relax.

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- You, the wood.
- Relax.

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The wood.

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- He released his foot.
- Shit.

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Take them off!

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- Take it out.
- Shit.

106
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You won't be able to get out.

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I told them.

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Oh, dear.

109
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Holy shit.

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Let him out.

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- Open up, damn it!
- Relax.

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Relax. I have the code.

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- Open up, damn it.
- I have the code.

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I have the key.

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Open the fucking door!

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I try that. Let me open. Oh shit.

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- Wow.
- Oh.

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That game didn't last long,
but I think you're fine.

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How did you do that to your dad?

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I got him a job.

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Friend.

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It's a fucking bird.

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-Hey, Larry.
- Tell me.

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Can you help us think about a segment?

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I'd love to.

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And who on the team would do it?

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I would say Popis.

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Good. Are you ready, Popis?

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How good you look.

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POPIS

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Oh my god.

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How about a ball machine?

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What would we do
with a ball machine?

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Well, tough guy,

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the ball machine could
throw balls at Popis's balls.

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Everyone is going to laugh and say "ha ha, hee hee."

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Funny Larry.

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I think it's an excellent idea.

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You know, Larry?

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Here we have a ball machine.

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This launches at 145 km/h.

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- Good heavens.
- Wow.

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It's big league speed, Popis.

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For your little bird.

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They will swell like your lips.

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- A softball one.
- Here.

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Oh my God.

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They go damn fast.

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- It's ready.
- Yes.

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- It's ready, Popis.
- Well.

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Let's play!

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The first!

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- It's over.
- What does it feel like?

154
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Not anymore.

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That?

156
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You're not done. He didn't hit you well.

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Throw another ball!

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Here we go. Put your hands behind you.

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Yes, perfect.

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Oh my God.

161
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It was a
strike.

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- He hit him, damn it!
- Curse.

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Oh my God.

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He fucking hit him.

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He hit my sausage not my balls.

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No!

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- We forgot.
- Let's repeat it.

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Popis, did you want us to film
in slow motion?

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We use normal speed.

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Oh no. It must be repeated.

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Why didn't you film in slow motion?

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Well. Jeff screwed up.

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- Let's repeat it.
- Damn, Jeff.

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If he doesn't hit me in the balls, it's over.

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- Alright.
- Well.

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- Set limits, Popis.
- Wow.

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Ready?

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Oh my God.

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In the center!

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This one hurts more.

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It hurts more.

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Let's give Larry a round of applause.

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- Well done, Larry.
- My God.

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- You were good, Popis.
- Yes.

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Shit, that really hurt.

186
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I want to try it. Let's see.

187
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Oh, good.

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It is a Japanese artifact
of personal defense.

189
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How are those lips?

190
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My lips. Heavens.

191
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They are looking good and stuffed.

192
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They don't have lumps.

193
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Say something for him
marketing
from Paramount:
"Watch the new trailer for Jackass."

194
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Yes.

195
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Damn…!

196
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No!

197
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No!

198
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Where are we going?

199
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- How did it look?
- Very good.

200
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Gee. I thought...

201
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I thought they were going to give me electric shocks.

202
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I have one in the bag.

203
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Good heavens.

204
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Damn, I forgot.

205
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I have one in my pocket. I didn't use it.

206
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Oh no!

207
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This is Jasper, I'm Dave England.
And this is a wetsuit for two.

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NEOPRENE SUIT FOR TWO

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- Good.
- Come on, get in.

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He is a mature man. Pee stain.

211
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He interrupted me. I was urinating.

212
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Well, urinate on him.

213
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You should shake it when you're done.

214
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Start running.

215
00:09:01,875 --> 00:09:02,960
That is.

216
00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:07,881
Two-headed penguin.

217
00:09:07,965 --> 00:09:10,384
Jump and spin at three. One two three.

218
00:09:11,593 --> 00:09:12,636
Wow.

219
00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:15,681
Can you do a cartwheel?

220
00:09:15,764 --> 00:09:17,266
- Yes.
- We'll try.

221
00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:19,351
- One two three.
- Yes.

222
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They almost made it.

223
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One two three.

224
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They were close to achieving it.

225
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It was ok.

226
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One, two, three.

227
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All my energy!

228
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Almost!

229
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Oh my God!

230
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It was fantastic.

231
00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:49,131
Shit, they have to keep doing it.

232
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I'm Jasper, this is Dave. This is
the suit somersault for two. Come on.

233
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One, two, three.

234
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Oh my God!

235
00:10:00,392 --> 00:10:02,019
That's enough!

236
00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,186
Yeah!

237
00:10:05,397 --> 00:10:06,773
- Yeah!
- Oh my God!

238
00:10:07,858 --> 00:10:08,942
- Wow.
- They are good.

239
00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:10,944
- We did it.
- Impossible.

240
00:10:11,028 --> 00:10:12,487
- Yes.
- Good, damn.

241
00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:20,287
Good. Now we will play
a little truth or dare.

242
00:10:20,370 --> 00:10:21,371
TRUTH OR DARE

243
00:10:21,455 --> 00:10:23,749
We have very special guests.

244
00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:26,585
They will be part of the challenge.

245
00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:28,920
By the way, when it's true,

246
00:10:29,004 --> 00:10:33,925
everyone has to sit
in the electric chair during the question.

247
00:10:34,009 --> 00:10:38,305
If they lie or refuse to answer,
They will receive an electric shock.

248
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,683
Mark Gonzalez, what are you doing here?

249
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I want a little bit of truth
and a bit of challenge.

250
00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:46,355
SKATEBOARD LEGEND

251
00:10:47,189 --> 00:10:48,523
Let's do it.

252
00:10:49,107 --> 00:10:51,318
Knox, I have a challenge for you.

253
00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:52,444
Good.

254
00:10:52,527 --> 00:10:57,657
Take a hit from the world champion
heavyweight, Chris Arreola.

255
00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:59,785
Don't show so much enthusiasm.

256
00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:04,247
I'm Johnny Knoxville
and this is a blow to the liver.

257
00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:13,673
Curse.

258
00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:16,134
Are you OK?

259
00:11:16,218 --> 00:11:17,177
I'm fine.

260
00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,263
Oh my God.

261
00:11:21,181 --> 00:11:22,599
My fist is fine, Johnny.

262
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:23,892
That's what's important.

263
00:11:24,518 --> 00:11:28,188
Oh my God. That was brutal, damn.

264
00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:30,607
And I've been beaten by bulls.

265
00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:31,691
My God.

266
00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:33,068
And the winner is…

267
00:11:35,404 --> 00:11:36,571
Not him.

268
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:39,408
Wee Man, truth or dare?

269
00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:40,450
TRUE.

270
00:11:40,534 --> 00:11:41,618
- Good.
- Brilliant.

271
00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:43,036
Sit here.

272
00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:48,083
Is it true that at the bachelorette party
from your ex-wife

273
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:51,628
hired a small person
for him to dance

274
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:57,300
and ended up sleeping with him
the night before your wedding?

275
00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,136
I don't know if that happened.

276
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:00,929
I had never heard it.

277
00:12:01,012 --> 00:12:02,097
I know that she…

278
00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:05,600
Enough! I just found out!

279
00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:06,685
- Lie.
- Oh really.

280
00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:13,233
I thought you were going to ask me
If he had had sex with the girl who…

281
00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:15,610
Wait! Wee Man.

282
00:12:15,694 --> 00:12:17,112
- Not again.
- No.

283
00:12:17,195 --> 00:12:20,991
Hey!

284
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:25,620
Mr. O, I dare you to kick you in the penis.

285
00:12:25,704 --> 00:12:29,374
Olympic soccer medalist
Lauren Sesselmann.

286
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:31,960
He takes me.

287
00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:35,380
Jeff, do I show my dad bod?

288
00:12:35,464 --> 00:12:36,423
Dad body.

289
00:12:38,175 --> 00:12:39,593
I like those bodies.

290
00:12:40,469 --> 00:12:42,471
That's why I left my shirt on.

291
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:44,723
You look well.

292
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:46,475
Thank you.

293
00:12:47,309 --> 00:12:50,020
- Do you also like gray hair?
- No.

294
00:12:50,103 --> 00:12:51,480
Wow.

295
00:12:51,563 --> 00:12:53,231
Any predictions, Mark?

296
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,484
I think it will hurt you.

297
00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:09,080
- Lauren, what a nice kick in the balls.
- Oh my God.

298
00:13:09,164 --> 00:13:10,790
Thank you, Lauren.

299
00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:11,791
Dummy.

300
00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:18,048
This is an opportunity
that I'm going to enjoy.

301
00:13:19,508 --> 00:13:21,134
Mr. Knoxville,

302
00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:25,972
Did you decide to host
Fear Factor
for money

303
00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:28,558
or because it excited you creatively?

304
00:13:29,142 --> 00:13:30,227
Tell the truth.

305
00:13:31,686 --> 00:13:32,854
Yeah!

306
00:13:32,938 --> 00:13:36,024
It excited me creatively!

307
00:13:38,735 --> 00:13:39,986
Go on.

308
00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:41,196
Hey, Poopies,

309
00:13:41,279 --> 00:13:45,242
I dare you to take down Tigi Hill,
former professional soccer player.

310
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,078
Hit him hard.

311
00:13:48,995 --> 00:13:50,372
Holy shit.

312
00:13:50,914 --> 00:13:53,041
Holy shit.

313
00:13:53,124 --> 00:13:55,210
Tigi, are you Polynesian?

314
00:13:55,293 --> 00:13:56,586
Yes, I am Samoan.

315
00:13:56,670 --> 00:13:57,587
You are Samoan.

316
00:13:57,671 --> 00:14:01,800
Poopies lived in Hawaii for a few months
and considers himself Polynesian.

317
00:14:01,883 --> 00:14:04,135
- You're screwed.
- It was ten years.

318
00:14:05,095 --> 00:14:07,138
Do you feel local? Yes, you are screwed.

319
00:14:08,348 --> 00:14:11,851
- Over here. I'm a Makaha local.
- Good.

320
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:12,894
Get out, crazy.

321
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:14,729
Hut, hut!

322
00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:18,608
Oh my God.

323
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:19,693
Oh no.

324
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,950
You're fine, friend.

325
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:27,867
Are you OK.

326
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:30,662
Good heavens. I stopped him.

327
00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:39,546
Well, guys, it's over truth or dare.

328
00:14:39,629 --> 00:14:40,964
Or do you want to play more?

329
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:42,173
- No.
- No.

330
00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:48,680
It has to go higher.

331
00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:50,640
- What a director.
- Yes.

332
00:14:50,724 --> 00:14:52,434
Coppola doesn't do things like that.

333
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:53,727
- Look.
- That is.

334
00:14:53,810 --> 00:14:55,103
The director gets involved.

335
00:14:55,186 --> 00:14:56,354
There it is good.

336
00:14:56,938 --> 00:14:58,356
Loomis is on drums.

337
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:00,984
- I'm Preston. This is bass drum pedal.
- I'm going to give it.

338
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:02,068
BASS PEDAL

339
00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,499
- Heavens.
- That was...

340
00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:20,462
Oh my God.

341
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:21,630
That was punk rock.

342
00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,423
- Are you OK?
-Punk rock.

343
00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,300
Oh my God.

344
00:15:26,801 --> 00:15:28,094
Well done.

345
00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:29,971
You held on like a soldier.

346
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,723
- God.
- Please.

347
00:15:31,806 --> 00:15:34,809
Preston, you found the sound
that Loomis was looking for.

348
00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:39,397
- Oh, damn.
- Yes.

349
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:47,697
Steve-O, we were wondering
if you would be willing

350
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,992
to cut Zach's nails.

351
00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:52,077
Clear.

352
00:15:52,160 --> 00:15:53,411
With teeth.

353
00:15:53,495 --> 00:15:56,081
- Made.
- Good heavens.

354
00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,416
I think it's called an oral pedicure.

355
00:15:58,500 --> 00:15:59,918
Oral pedicure.

356
00:16:01,294 --> 00:16:03,129
Oh my God, friend.

357
00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:04,214
We haven't started yet.

358
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:07,801
Are you trying to upset Zach?

359
00:16:09,052 --> 00:16:11,304
Do you do it instead of Steve-O?

360
00:16:13,431 --> 00:16:15,266
Oh my God.

361
00:16:19,479 --> 00:16:20,522
Do they smell like mustard?

362
00:16:24,067 --> 00:16:26,194
My God.

363
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:29,447
Let them be short.

364
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,913
My God. Did that come out of your fingers?

365
00:16:39,249 --> 00:16:40,166
Come on, Steve-O.

366
00:16:41,918 --> 00:16:45,296
We want the nail to look good.
Don't cover it with your finger.

367
00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:49,968
I wouldn't have done it with old teeth.

368
00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:53,972
Wait.

369
00:16:54,055 --> 00:16:55,014
Well…

370
00:16:57,142 --> 00:16:58,560
He removed his teeth.

371
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:07,819
Oh no.

372
00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:10,196
We also lose Paul.

373
00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:12,991
I'm fine. My eyes are crying, but...

374
00:17:14,993 --> 00:17:16,911
What was worse? This or wasabi?

375
00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:19,873
This was disastrous.

376
00:17:22,542 --> 00:17:25,628
The risk scenes
They made them professionals.

377
00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:28,173
For your protection
and those around them

378
00:17:28,256 --> 00:17:30,884
Don't try to imitate anything you saw.


